May 2013
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doodlesbytara:
hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
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People Who Do Not Get It
edgebug:
“It’s just a TV show!”
Whoever says that just Does Not Get It.
For an hour a week, those characters help us forget what’s going on in the real world. For one hour a week we can be swept away by their problems and their triumphs. For one hour a week we are those charactersand we care about them ferociously because we identify with them—because we’re supposed to identify with them....
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year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
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onoasa:
jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years? ‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’ ‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
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imagineyouricon:
Imagine your icon cuddling up to you on a snowy winter’s night.
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smerchfanatic:
Could somebody make some Sharlto “You should be studying” pictures!
I think I need that shit right there!
I only had time for one but here you are. :DD
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razzmapandas:
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deanckles:
shawty had them
apple man pants?
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 5000 YEARS AT THIS.
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Come As You Are →
dvancecinco:
Written for this kink meme prompt: “After investigating a case involving a sex-addict, Sherlock admits to John that he’s never experienced an orgasm before, so is struggling to understand certain parts of the case. John, in caring-Doctor-mode agrees to give a nervous Sherlock his first orgasm with a prostate massage and hand job.”
Who doesn’t love doctor-mode John? God this...
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TRUTH SERUM-MY MUSE HAS TO ANSWER ANY AND ALL...
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cassiopeiatapiocapudding:
zuviosgemini:
cassiopeiatapiocapudding:
zuviosgemini:
alpha-mikefoxtrot:
Hannibal’s that person that always stirs shit between people and sits there all smug letting it unfold.
I aspire to be him when I get older. Hannibal fucking Smith guys.
I thought this was part of the Hannibal fandom until I saw the A Team tag. I don’t know what’s real anymore.
I...
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imagineyouricon:
imagine your icon having an intense staring contest with you with their current expression
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So this just happened...
Me: /le making gifs/
Dad: /looks over my shoulder
Dad: /exasperated/ Leverage again?
Me: Son. Just don't.
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cassiopeiatapiocapudding:
zuviosgemini:
alpha-mikefoxtrot:
Hannibal’s that person that always stirs shit between people and sits there all smug letting it unfold.
I aspire to be him when I get older. Hannibal fucking Smith guys.
I thought this was part of the Hannibal fandom until I saw the A Team tag. I don’t know what’s real anymore.
I FUCKING KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN. GET OUT OF...
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teamfreewill-fanart:
zuviosgemini:
teamfreewill-fanart:
I love how basically the whole fandom took Abaddon as our new queen of everything. (◡‿◡✿)
I’m hella pissed they torched her vessel like DAMN, that was a fine vessel too.
ugh yes! same! idk maybe if she really become the queen of hell she can somehow put that vessel back together??? please??? ;w;
Or better yet, she pops Lucifer out...
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teamfreewill-fanart:
I love how basically the whole fandom took Abaddon as our new queen of everything. (◡‿◡✿)
I’m hella pissed they torched her vessel like DAMN, that was a fine vessel too.